We found a windmill!!!!

Well.....after setting off from the land of mushrooms in search of our last course , we came across a holiday park. Driving around, we found a crazy g course...with a windmill!! Getting a bit over excited, we strolled up to the proprietor. Just about to ask if we could play (bear in mind we still have our pink visors on) and she tells us we can't leave our car there. "No worries" we say, (we were just going to ask first as it's polite) When she replies: "Yes, it IS a worry. we have 11 coaches coming here this afternoon, so you CAN'T park your car HERE!" (11 coaches my arse) So, we left in disgust( not before taking a photo of the only windmill we saw all weekend!)...singing songs such as "you can shove your holiday park up your arse"..etc