The world of Crazy-G

Thursday, October 19, 2006

Jungle Jims..the wait is over!







Having waited a whole year before being able to tee off at Jungle Jims, it could have been a bit of a disappoinment. Thankfully this was not the case, and is a strong contender for best course on the island. We again managed to negotiate a discount from the proprietor, and stepped up to the first hole.















Sarnie is all smiles, as her ball is not dark blue, and she is finally getting to grips with the sound effects.













You'd think we were in the Amazon jungle....but no ,we are in Shanklin
















Alice and Sarn 'ham it up' in the dead mans cave.








IOW 2006!! Espionage Gardens



Yes, doesn't it come around quickly?! Time for our 2006 tour of the isle of wight. With our new pink shirts (sponsored by Wightlink) and visors, we headed straight out on saturday morning (picking up pat and baby G en route) and cracked on with some long overdue G.







We started on the Esplanade (Espionage) Gardens course in Shanklin. There were oles a plenty here, and it soon proved to be a closely contested tournament, with newcomer Alice proving a real threat to the regining champ, Cappy Gilmore


We explained to the proprietor that we were on our annual tour, and she kindly gave us a discount. (how could she refuse?!) She then made sure we saw her sweeping the course at every opportunity (trying to get brownie points for maintenance)



Crappy Gilmore gets a twofer on a difficult hole. Maybe this is the turning point....can she take Cappy's crown this year?








Sarnie "I don't do Pink" McMarnie gets up close and personal with the exotic babylons....

Check out the king tides in the background - not a good day for surfing, so we'll stick to the G..









Alice gets stuck in with a snooker shot. Good to see her getting involved!











Don't we look the part?! You'd think we were professionals! (a few spectators made this obvious mistake, although who can blame them?)
Some new terms were invented on this course:
A role of oles: A role (rolay!)
3 oles in a row: ole ole ole.
a ball that rolls back : an asda
G-brief:
Maintenance: 8
Location: 8
Craziness:5
Hospitality:9 (homeless people welcome)
Design:8
bonus points: ongoing maintenance, and interactive spectators applauding our shots
No windmill
total- 40/50
Scores: Helen:61 Alice:57 Pat: 51 Sarn:50! Jen: 49. a very close game!!(poor cappy gilmore)